March 2012
94 posts
What a waste
I wasted my 2000th post last night telling everyone i was drunk :(
ladies and gentlemen,id love to read your posts but im currently too intoxicated. normal service will resume just as soon as ive slept it off. Im very tired :(
The awkward moment
when you’re on a date and you need to poop,and they comment on how long you were in the bathroom for :( despite that the rest of the evening went great :)
My friends have to stop laughing when i say i have morals.
You know things are bad when.....
A nightclub texts you their drink promotions for tonight. I have to stop giving my number to every PR girl i talk to.
It's St. Patricks weekend
Kicking off the festivities with a 21st tonight. The one weekend of the year when irish people are unashamedly drunken…….well this weekend and christmas…..and easter….and rag week…..and freshers week……and shag week…….and chinese new year……and yom kippur……and the birthday of everyone you know…… and...
